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rocktheholygrail:

The Good Place 4x13 - “Whenever You’re Ready”

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assortedfandoms101:

“Have I told you how hideous you look tonight?” Cardan asks, leaning back in the elaborately carved chair, the warmth of his words turning the question into something like a compliment.
“No” I say, glad to be annoyed back into the present. “Tell me.”
“I cannot,” he says, then frowns.  The Cruel Prince

Kill him, a part of me says, a part I remember from the night I took him captive. Kill him before he make you love him. The Wicked King

“It’s you l love,” he says. “I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.” The Queen of Nothing

Evolution of Jude and Cardan 🥺🥺

Holly Black, The Folk of the Air Series

captainamericas:

I’m pretty sure this guy is a war criminal now

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